randomness or sloppy second degree burns

here are some things i have found this past week (from correspondence):

"Thank you for your vote in favor of my amendment to delete funds to reproduce Playboy in braille"

"He contends that persons now claiming to have some lung problem as a result of cotton dust are frauds and charlatans."


I also get many emails that are quite random and wonderful. I shall try to find some of the older ones, but current ones I am receiving are just lists of words from different addresses

here they are:

#1
Subject line: Congratulatory brassy corcoran

aphid carlyle, apron arraign butyric, carouse alundum. camp apt apathetic cankerworm craftsperson ackerman cantaloupe. alameda archae cockatoo bigelow diversify burnt digression deferral consummate communique derivate coeducation. claimant brindisi condensate angel bernardino cypriot camber

#2
Subject line: abominable conch adequacy

biharmonic cumbersome box beseech. baffin divalent circumcircle cuny contradistinct cotillion. antipasto datecavemen blomquist chattel belly boggy boniface bourbon. bluefish attentive asleep crypt abscess conservatory collegian.

#3
Subject line: Bagatelle correct albatross

aspidistra bisect, coffer bogey defraud, carney alginate. cantor beseech apprentice acquittal
cowan buried connotative. confident defecate anthracite bellow auspicious diabetic consignor bribery cassock aurochs condemnate cilia. cucumber chew coin bender bon amphetamine deserve course carne, beret accusatory diphtheria, columbine accra. concurred congestion baneful demise
apocalypse bolshevism dereference. anastigmatic ammeter demo caiman annuity chopin celsius algeria bergamot apathetic allow bookseller. chemic curd criterion baptistery aaas copernicus demigod

#4
Subject line: defrost dissident denouement

course carne, beret accusatory diphtheria, columbine accra. concurred congestion baneful demise apocalypse bolshevism dereference. anastigmatic ammeter demo caiman annuity chopin celsius algeria
bergamot apathetic allow bookseller. chemic curd criterion baptistery aaas copernicus demigod


isn't that great? i am not quite sure where they come from, but i dig them. i will try to find the other random emails i got some time ago and post them also.

abominable conch adequacy...love it

CHALLENGE: Write a piece based on any one or all of these emails and post to the comments...(take the rules any way you want)


kc